annunciation can be very, very important

So, I go to drop the kids off at school the other day. Nick's preschool teacher calls me into a separate classroom to discuss an issue with me. Uh oh, I'm worried, we can't even talk out in the open, what the hell happened? She proceeds to tell me that they were having a classroom discussion the day prior about getting dressed up. Reasons why people get dressed up, where they would go, etc. Someone mentioned getting dressed up and wearing a wig. The teacher then asks if anyone knows who would wear a wig when they get dressed up. According to the teacher, my Nicholas proudly announces to the whole class that "the blacks do". This baffles the teacher because none of the children, let alone my Nicholas, have ever referred to black people as "the blacks" in the classroom. I'm baffled because first, Shawn and I do not use that phrase, and second, Nicholas is still young enough that, to him, black people are brown. She continues. She asked Nicholas why he would say that and he responds, "because they do. All of them do." When asked how he knows this he tells her that he saw it on TV. I have no idea how to respond to this. I do tell her that, if this is what he said, he couldn't have meant anything derogatory by it. She knows this, but has to bring it to my attention because apparently, one of the other children repeated the conversation to his/her parents who were concerned and questioned the school. Great.

I apologize and tell her that I will speak to Nicholas. At this point the children are cleaning up the toddler room where they're all dropped off in the morning and filtering into their age appropriate classrooms. Nick is playing with/putting away mega bloks. I pull Nick aside, into the bathroom as this is the only place where we can be alone, and I explain that he is not in any trouble, but that I need to ask him about something. The conversation goes as follows:

me: "Your teacher tells me that you told her 'the blacks' wear wigs. Why would you say this?"

Nick: rolls his eyes and slaps a hand against his thigh as if he's had this conversation 400 times. He responds, "no, I told them, the BLOCKS wear wigs!"

me: "Nicholas, do not fib to me, blocks do not wear wigs."

Nick: "They do in that commercial where the daddy and little boy are in a car driving and their hair falls off and they swap hair. And in that movie where they're under water searching for treasure. All the little block people that I have wear wigs. And you can swap their wigs between them."

me: hysterical laughter

Apparently Nick was thinking about the plastic hair that the little Lego people have and he was describing a commercial that currently runs on TV and the cartoon about Lego Atlantis. I'm utterly relieved that my child is not referring to an entire race of people as "the blacks" and cannot wait to share with his teacher (who happens to be black) how misunderstood he was in this instance.

I'm not sure who found the explanation more entertaining, but I'm sure that we all owe Nicholas an apology!